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Followers
80
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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🎁 Free analysisfor michael
Known for
📊 Post engagement
2
Avg engagement / post
2.5%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: Hey, it’s a bridge in London. · 4 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.2 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.2×
Follows 426 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
Hey, it’s a bridge in London.
The damn bugs whacked us, Johnny.
Back in the best time zone; however, the monkey paw downside: I’ve been awake since the equivalent of 2am local time 🫠
I donated blood this morning and I noticed that they have pins up to 50 gallons. So I did the math, and if you donated every time you were eligible (every 8 weeks), you’d have to donate 400 times, which works out to more than 60 years.
Huh, I’ve been to Toronto enough times for work over the last few years that Photos is now making “Toronto over the years” memories.
I have some music playing on shuffle during my workout and went from Grandaddy into Janelle Monae. Annnd, it’s a fucking great combo.
https://music.apple.com/us/album/miner-at-the-dial-a-view/487407684?i=487408230
https://music.apple.com/…
We finally caught up on Star City and Anna Maxwell Martin is really fucking great in it. Especially since the main other thing I’ve seen her in is Ludwig, which is absolutely the tonal opposite.
Heading out for some errands, my wife looked at me and said, “hmm, the back of your neck looks red”
I was out for <15 minutes a couple hours ago, and I was actually in the shade for a big chunk of that time.
This is why I don’t leave the h…
In the last, I dunno, year+ I've tried to get tickets for a couple of large-ish bands. Neither time, despite being in the pre-sale, have I been able to get anything. But tickets sure are available via StubHub for ridiculous prices.
There's…
I looked up a classmate from law school who randomly popped into my mind. Dude was a complete alcoholic—frequently showed up still drunk from the night before; stored multiple bottles of hard liquor in his locker—and fairly poor student.
O…
I’m reading a book and it’s not great. It’s also not bad enough that I will DNF it. So now I’m eager to start reading every night so I can get through it, which probably says more about my personality than I’d care to admit.
It's fascinating to me to watch the older people in my life be the ones that have most heavily adopted use of Chat GPT, Claude, and even (surprisingly) Grokt. Maybe others? I try not to have conversations about all that shit with anyone.
E…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
mastodon.world
A large general-interest Mastodon server. On the fediverse the server a creator picks hints at their community — this one spans all topics.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 2 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.5% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Eminently boring & pretty dumb. Staff SRE somewhere.
🔀 Audience overlap
EstimatedEstimated shared audience with similar creators — useful for avoiding overlap (or doubling down) when planning a campaign.
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