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Oh, coffee, I'm happy to see you too!
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Grant is the hero we deserve.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
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These two are the heroes we need.
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Another thirsty #caturday. Stay hydrated everyone!
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🔥 Top post: Oh, coffee, I'm happy to see you too! #coffee #happy #humor #hum · 1.2K likes + reposts
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Oh, coffee, I'm happy to see you too!
#coffee #happy #humor #humour #Pareidolia
So, you thought "moist" was a gross word? Let me introduce you to "meatus."
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Not what I was expecting when I hiked up to Finger Falls.
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Hey, did you know it's weird fish Wednesday?
Instead of the inane music, this video really needs some narration by Jacques Cousteau: "Ze rare coastal corgi-fish makes itz stately way as nature intended."
#IKnowItsADog #dog #dogs #dogsofmas…
Uplifting advice for all you cryptids out there!
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What's more fun than golfing?
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Another thirsty #caturday. Stay hydrated everyone!
#cat #cats #catsofmastodon #humor #humour
"A delightful collection of stories ranging across genres, whose recurring motif is the distinction between what is real and unreal, a true and a false dream. What this in turn leads to is the raising, usually in a lighthearted way, of the…
These two are the heroes we need.
#dog #dogs #dogsofmastodon #humor #humor #puppy #cute
Grant is the hero we deserve.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
Existential conundrum answered: I'm not a trolly! Students have other problems.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
Garbage melon, going for a rebrand.
#weird #signs #humor #humour
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