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Followers
142
Account age
3 yrs
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Known for
6 views
The short answer is: apparently forever. Quick stats, 124 separate messages over the span of 10 months. My music will be deleted! Update my credit card or DOOM... or whatever. On to eternity.
Automated systems, man.
Anyway. Done for realz. I feel a little bit of dumb shame that I thought this was valuable when I started.
Full disclosure: I made $1.47 after 4 years of streaming, with a total
5 views
Don't mind if I do
1 views
10 seconds before he reasserted his dominance and reminded me who was in charge.
1 views
Weekend garage sale score. Haven't the slightest idea what I've got here, but I'm hoping for some .. erm ... interesting samples maybe?
📊 Post engagement
3
Avg engagement / post
2.1%
Engagement vs followers
Dec 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: The short answer is: apparently forever. Quick stats, 124 separ · 6 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.25 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 5 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
1.2×
Follows 121 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
The short answer is: apparently forever. Quick stats, 124 separate messages over the span of 10 months. My music will be deleted! Update my credit card or DOOM... or whatever. On to eternity.
Automated systems, man.
Anyway. Done for realz. I feel a little bit of dumb shame…
Don't mind if I do
10 seconds before he reasserted his dominance and reminded me who was in charge.
Photo post
Maybe it's time to take back the concept of "don't tread on me". "No step on snek" is nice. "No stomp on frog"?
Wife bought out all the stock of costume frog faces from all the Spirit Halloweens in our area, for her pals on Saturday. Proud of her and my city for how this is all shaking out so far. If you know, you know.
Ridicule is the answer.
My father is out of town and said I could use his house as a quiet place to work, which is glorious.
I posted a poll to my company's Slack: "Everyone left. Should I drink all my Dad's wine?"
Still waiting for results and I'm tired of wai…
Weekend garage sale score. Haven't the slightest idea what I've got here, but I'm hoping for some .. erm ... interesting samples maybe?
I've recently received permission/blessing to cover a song that is meaningful to me from the original composer.
I'm ecstatic, but it's the first time I'm finding myself a bit scared to publish something (versus the normal who fuckin' care…
I don't post very often, but I feel it's necessary to do so now, just to say that the Silversun Pickups are criminally underrated.
Had a wild hair and made a quickie binary install for airwindows consolidated under Arch Linux that I'll endeavor to keep up to date with Chris' insane productivity.
`airwindows-consolidated-bin` for anyone on arch that is following along.…
I'm currently sitting at spot where there are 3 people having a conversation about ChatGPT and how the "magic happens", and I would like everyone to just congratulate me for a lack of public murder
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
tilde.zone
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✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Dec 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 3 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.3× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated89/100
Excellent
Credibility score
99%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 99% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~2.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
First came the one birdie and a little guy, then the bad mousie and a LION, that ate me like a sandwich.
fast-a-chee (fæst ɑː tʃiː), not "fast-achy", if you have the occasion to say it out loud
... I'm here for the music.
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