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arrrehhghh completely egregious statement from sa gov about Pirltawardli. makes me sick to my stomach. disappointed, not surprised, still enraged. “will provide an opportunity to showcase the cultural significance” and “boost the growth of golf participation particularly among under-represented demographics”. what the actual fuck are you saying.
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some minutes i’m going mad
and turn the corner
cross the street
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if you were wondering… comb and paper kazoo!!
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it’s a shame i am not allowed to scan my boobs at work because squished boob is hilarious, but i made these today instead
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it’s a shame i am not allowed to scan my boobs at work because squished boob is hilarious, but i made these today instead
#poetrytime
some minutes i’m going mad
and turn the corner
cross the street
bibibibibip
i’m tap dancing pedestrian
pest sustaining stage time
and then i’m tapped in to all the art and meaning and love basically
i got my medical soc…
arrrehhghh completely egregious statement from sa gov about Pirltawardli. makes me sick to my stomach. disappointed, not surprised, still enraged. “will provide an opportunity to showcase the cultural significance” and “boost the growth of…
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if you were wondering… comb and paper kazoo!!
my takeaway from 1984 so far is that you can turn a comb and some paper into a makeshift kazoo… orwellian times call for orwellian pleasures
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