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巨大松塔
走在山腰路过一棵巍峨的老松树，看上去不太对劲，有点奇怪。
嘀嘀咕咕继续走了一段路，想起来了！
常见的松树，枝桠要么是Ｙ形伸展，侧枝45°斜向上，要么是伞形伸展，侧枝平行于地面，而这棵松树的枝桠是水边垂柳状下斜扑向地面，就像果实累累压弯枝头的样子。我猜大概结了很多松塔吧。
折返上坡，拎起枝头一瞧，松塔并不多，但很大只，长过小臂，沉甸甸的。摘下山过秤，每只一千克！一般的松塔重量在四百五十克到六百克之间，那么这几只算是巨无霸了。
把它们搁窗台晒上半个月太阳，等鳞片张开，就能嗑到新鲜松子啦！
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鹅蛋和鸡蛋打进一碗就是米老鼠。
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ADHD的运动治疗
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原来如此，感觉有点像岛际制裁。
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鹅蛋和鸡蛋打进一碗就是米老鼠。
ADHD的运动治疗
以前，我对黄意诚的印象是年纪轻轻就言语油腻老气横秋，有些可惜。
今天看到他对张雅迪案子的激愤呼吁，表达了对共产党专政机构的粉红幻想，我的看法收回一点点：虽然油腻，毕竟年轻。
巨大松塔
走在山腰路过一棵巍峨的老松树，看上去不太对劲，有点奇怪。
嘀嘀咕咕继续走了一段路，想起来了！
常见的松树，枝桠要么是Ｙ形伸展，侧枝45°斜向上，要么是伞形伸展，侧枝平行于地面，而这棵松树的枝桠是水边垂柳状下斜扑向地面，就像果实累累压弯…
现时还有人以眼睛近视为荣，把戴高度数的眼镜当“有文化、才女“的证明，骄矜自得。
然而近视只能表明宅太久缺乏室外活动，不一定是看书多勤力，更可能是刷手机成瘾。
临近六四，翻墙线路又断了一大批，靠着不稳定且慢吞吞的备用梯子🪜爬上来瞄几眼。
就像地震摇塌了屋顶，人蛰在墙角柜板下，透过层叠的瓦缝檩条看流星💫。
在监狱精神病专区单独关押的那几个月当中，我时常心内默唱这支歌，提醒自己，凡事相信，凡事盼望。
如今风云变幻世事多舛，如何调整心态，怀忧不丧志，修己以安人，又是新的功课了。
黎明在望 - 馮寶寶
詞：阮眉
曲：胡偉立
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原来如此，感觉有点像岛际制裁。
following 默默地少了一百多人，毛象抽风了？
比压缩饼干更好吃，比自热米饭更轻省。
更适合中国宝宝体质。
近半年没有做噩梦，身心状态稳定平和。
归结原因：
1、阳光明亮
2、运动量增加，月均50小时
3、饮食结构改善，日啃蔬菜一公斤
4、跨物种社交充足，陪玩花草树鱼鸟狗蛇
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