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back on my nonsense
is there a universal hand signal to the construction worker directing traffic that "the poop man is here and I owe him money".
I don't know if I'm "paddingtonmaxxing" or "in my Paddington Era" but I just ate half a loaf of toast with marmalade
is the strangest agro douchebag the city cyclist? I had one nearly fist fight me and the cab driver for him trying to pass the cab on the curb side and the cab driver honking to let him know a passenger is getting dropped off.
I feel like Anarchy Reagan is the best place to store all of my Malort 5k medals
another trophy
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Auggie was... strongly... suggested to wear the family baptism outfit. not wanting him to feel alone I also dressed like I'm about to die of cholera
finally replacing my sparking microwave. I have to leave a warning for the Jawas that roam Chicago alleys looking for scrap metal
I've started gentle parenting other driver's instead of shouting alone in my car. "use your blinker, can you say blinker? b b b blinker you crosseyed fuck weasel"
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