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54 years old and finally painted my first mini. I think I see why people love this hobby. Instead of being discouraged by my mistakes, I just want to do a little better next time.
#minipainting
9 views
My first two tries at Cthulhu: Death May Die protagonists: Sylvia (the ex-cultist) and Bruno (the...Italian).
Still working on the fundamentals—and patience.
#minipainting
8 views
Deep Ones from Cthulhu: Death May Die.
That's a lotta vagina dentata.
#minipainting
7 views
Painted my fourth mini.
Still struggling with highlighting and brush control. Also, I think I'll hold off trying to dry brush again until I get my painting fundamentals down. Just made a mess.
Also, I hate this matte varnish—probably bad application on my part, but I might try glossy next time.
Still having fun, though. Onward and upward.
#minipainting
📊 Post engagement
7
Avg engagement / post
10.8%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: 54 years old and finally painted my first mini. I think I see wh · 20 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
0.13 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly images
Recent: 3 text · 9 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.4×
Follows 165 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
54 years old and finally painted my first mini. I think I see why people love this hobby. Instead of being discouraged by my mistakes, I just want to do a little better next time.
#minipainting
Every Frankenstein movie misses the point of the book *so much* that I'm starting to think that it's intentional.
Victor's sin wasn't creating life as an affront to God—it was that he created life then abandoned it to this shitty fucking …
The Third Fan
#heatwavemovies
#HashTagGames
Albino penguins. Two meters of helpless blind stupidity—but a keystone species in their native Antarctic as the primary source of nutrient-rich brain meat for local shoggoths.
Nearly finished with Season 4 of Cthulhu: DMD, all that's left …
My first two tries at Cthulhu: Death May Die protagonists: Sylvia (the ex-cultist) and Bruno (the...Italian).
Still working on the fundamentals—and patience.
#minipainting
Learned my lesson about using spray primer in Florida humidity. Oof.
Also, these guys seem very interested in something called "thetans". Maybe I'll take that personality test they offered me.
#minipaining
Deep Ones from Cthulhu: Death May Die.
That's a lotta vagina dentata.
#minipainting
Painted my fourth mini.
Still struggling with highlighting and brush control. Also, I think I'll hold off trying to dry brush again until I get my painting fundamentals down. Just made a mess.
Also, I hate this matte varnish—probably bad …
20 books that have had an impact on who you are. One book a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just book covers.
Sweet Jeebus, it's *finally* over.
20 of 20
#20books
#20Books20Days
#books
#bookstodon
20 books that have had an impact on who you are. One book a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just book covers.
Nearly done
19 of 20
#20books
#20Books20Days
#books
#bookstodon
After a little over a year, my discord gaming group finally broke up. We had a pretty good run playing Delta Green and a few other games.
Perhaps it's time to reassess my place in this hobby as don't think I really enjoy it much anymore. …
20 books that have had an impact on who you are. One book a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just book covers.
18 of 20
#20books
#20Books20Days
#books
#bookstodon
Albino penguins. Two meters of helpless blind stupidity—but a keystone species in their native Antarctic as the primary source of nutrient-rich brain meat for local shoggoths.
Nearly finished with Season 4 of Cthulhu: DMD, all that's left …
My first two tries at Cthulhu: Death May Die protagonists: Sylvia (the ex-cultist) and Bruno (the...Italian).
Still working on the fundamentals—and patience.
#minipainting
Learned my lesson about using spray primer in Florida humidity. Oof.
Also, these guys seem very interested in something called "thetans". Maybe I'll take that personality test they offered me.
#minipaining
Deep Ones from Cthulhu: Death May Die.
That's a lotta vagina dentata.
#minipainting
Painted my fourth mini.
Still struggling with highlighting and brush control. Also, I think I'll hold off trying to dry brush again until I get my painting fundamentals down. Just made a mess.
Also, I hate this matte varnish—probably bad …
20 books that have had an impact on who you are. One book a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just book covers.
Sweet Jeebus, it's *finally* over.
20 of 20
#20books
#20Books20Days
#books
#bookstodon
20 books that have had an impact on who you are. One book a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just book covers.
Nearly done
19 of 20
#20books
#20Books20Days
#books
#bookstodon
After a little over a year, my discord gaming group finally broke up. We had a pretty good run playing Delta Green and a few other games.
Perhaps it's time to reassess my place in this hobby as don't think I really enjoy it much anymore. …
20 books that have had an impact on who you are. One book a day for 20 days. No explanations, no reviews, just book covers.
18 of 20
#20books
#20Books20Days
#books
#bookstodon
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
dice.camp
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On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 7 views per post.
📤Posts about 0.1× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Just some guy.
A boring old slacker wasting time and talking about stupid shit.
Probably three beers in.
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