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Followers
93
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
1.1%
Engagement vs followers
Jun 2023
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: @caseyliss its not just consultants who get shit about trying to · 2 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
1.6 / week
A lower-frequency account — each post lands with more weight.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 11 text · 1 image · 0 video.
Follower / following
0.8×
Follows 120 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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@jsnell @dmoren Hey guys, long time listener and reader. This overlaps with your non-tech writing, but tech related. I did NaNoWriMo the first time over 20 years ago and have wanted to build something to help authors ever since. Earlier th…
@caseyliss for an interim car, have you considered a used Lucid Air? I've been debating it, but not doing it. The prices for the GT are way lower on a 2 year old off lease, but the potential issues the cars have makes me nervous to buy one…
@lexfri I've got a Gnome feature request. I'd like to be able to click the menu bar icon and it automatically launch the search bar, but if i right/two finger click it, then it shows the contextual menu. Right now it feels like a needless …
@gruber regarding Every Frame Perfect, we chatted months ago about you putting together a post about what you would consider to be the best UI model that macOS should follow. You mentioned it would be a lot of work but you should do it. In…
Me: I'd like a margarita.
Flight attendant: We have a margarita mix.
Me: So, do you have tequila?
FA: Uh, I don't know…
Me: You know, maybe you should just give me another gin & tonic.
Not going to lie, fixing bugs and pushing builds to production at 30k feet above the ground is a pretty wild feeling. I fly a lot, I push code updates to test a lot. I don’t push to prod a lot much less in flight.
After almost half a year, EarlyRead.club is ready for prime time. If you have some time, click the link, give me some feedback. It isn't yet perfect, and likely never will be, but its finally good enough to launch.
I am 100% on board with AI taking my job. So long as I get to retire early, have universal healthcare and retain my salary (or a substantial portion of it) until retirement, I will gladly give up my job tomorrow. Let AI build PowerPoints a…
@caseyliss https://www.bellmedia.ca/the-lede/press/crave-announces-casting-for-jared-keeso-upcoming-comedy-series-cats-in-the-plateau/
FML
Just installed iPadOS 27 on an old, slow iPad 10. Dev beta 1 is significantly faster than 26 was. Is faster than 18 was. I do not think I have ever seen that. It’s still stutters, but nothing like it used to. There are a few UI oddities, b…
FML
Just installed iPadOS 27 on an old, slow iPad 10. Dev beta 1 is significantly faster than 26 was. Is faster than 18 was. I do not think I have ever seen that. It’s still stutters, but nothing like it used to. There are a few UI oddities, b…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Jun 2023
An established account with real history on the platform.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2023 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 1.6× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~1.1% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Leading teams who build apps, websites and other restaurant tech. Love tech in just about all forms, cats in many forms and cars in a few forms. Pics of fire pits, family, and hammocks are likely to be found here. Read way too much, mostly sci-fi, fantasy, tech and history, but random other stuff as well. Enjoy tinkering in my workshop and building random bits. He/him.
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