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Followers
53
Account age
3 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
$40 – $65 / sponsored post
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Known for
20 views
A couple of storms came through and dumped a lot of rain. The blooms on my hydrangea "tree" are heavy and sagging low enough that my dog can smell them. So when he goes outside, he makes sure to sniff a bunch.
#dogsofmastodon
1 views
Going old school tonight. Cooking dinner in a huge, non-electronic pressure cooker.
#cooking
📊 Post engagement
6
Avg engagement / post
11.3%
Engagement vs followers
Nov 2022
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: A couple of storms came through and dumped a lot of rain. The bl · 20 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
2.8 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 8 text · 3 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
0.2×
Follows 292 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
A couple of storms came through and dumped a lot of rain. The blooms on my hydrangea "tree" are heavy and sagging low enough that my dog can smell them. So when he goes outside, he makes sure to sniff a bunch.
#dogsofmastodon
RE: https://infosec.exchange/@david_chisnall/117037090250908338
Suppose I, as an auto mechanic, start using a tool that promises to torque nuts down automatically and without needing me needing to know every nut's torque spec. Now suppose …
RE: https://mastodon.social/@sundogplanets/117009214458255732
Software engineering tools used to be heading in the direction where it was easier and easier for domain experts to create software for their domain without being experts also a…
Friends, it has been so long since I have given a presentation in the style of PowerPoint. I am giving one later this week. Send your thoughts and prayers.
Me, at the end of the day yesterday.
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Going old school tonight. Cooking dinner in a huge, non-electronic pressure cooker.
#cooking
Still floundering today. Also the manpages site.
What's up with ubuntu dot com websites like the packages catalog? Seems unresponsive, or responds with 403 or 500 errors. Tried on a totally different networks, seems like a "them" problem. DDOS again? Or is this just the world we live in …
Best surfer out here now is a guy with a thick beard that showed up with a board under his one arm and a sandwich in his other hand like he got an alert or something and picked up mid-bite.
Surf's up! Just past dinner time and high tide, so the tide is falling. Surfers are coming back now that the swell is picking up again.
#dinneronthebeach
After posting this, I went and connected my critical stuff up to a generator outside again (fridge, chargers). And then the power came back on!
Was without power for about 36 hours from Friday evening the 3rd to Sunday morning the 5th. At 1am the floor still felt hot to the touch when barefoot. When you sat on the potty seat, it felt like someone had just been sitting there for an…
Me, at the end of the day yesterday.
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Going old school tonight. Cooking dinner in a huge, non-electronic pressure cooker.
#cooking
Still floundering today. Also the manpages site.
What's up with ubuntu dot com websites like the packages catalog? Seems unresponsive, or responds with 403 or 500 errors. Tried on a totally different networks, seems like a "them" problem. DDOS again? Or is this just the world we live in …
Best surfer out here now is a guy with a thick beard that showed up with a board under his one arm and a sandwich in his other hand like he got an alert or something and picked up mid-bite.
Surf's up! Just past dinner time and high tide, so the tide is falling. Surfers are coming back now that the swell is picking up again.
#dinneronthebeach
After posting this, I went and connected my critical stuff up to a generator outside again (fridge, chargers). And then the power came back on!
Was without power for about 36 hours from Friday evening the 3rd to Sunday morning the 5th. At 1am the floor still felt hot to the touch when barefoot. When you sat on the potty seat, it felt like someone had just been sitting there for an…
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
hachyderm.io
A tech & engineering server — its members and audience skew toward that niche, so expect a community-aligned, engaged following.
On Mastodon since
Nov 2022
Joined in the Twitter-exodus wave of late 2022 — part of the migration that made Mastodon a real destination.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2022 — 3 years ago.
👁️Averages 6 views per post.
📤Posts about 2.8× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated80/100
Excellent
Credibility score
97%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 97% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Strong engagement (~0.1× of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Software developer, mostly. He/him. Yo soy un hombre sincero, de donde crece la palma.
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