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Hose quick connects. One of the best sensory toys not made for such a purpose.
I've always taken issue with the word "hallucination" to describe LLM behavior. LLMs don't hallucinate. Your coworker who can't say "I don't know" ain't seein corner demons in the conference room. They both bullshitting you. Unless the cor…
If you couldn't be bothered to write it, I can't be bothered to read it.
Someone looks at Rx.js (which I read as prescription javascript)
"this is too big, I'm not sure I can't swallow that."
Professor Farnsworth:
In case no one else has made this joke yet...
is the US government still down because it runs on runs on us-east-1?
Those who do not learn from history are doomed to repeat it. Conversely, those who do, are doomed to repeat it anyway because of them.
Step 1, cut a gem in the box. Step 2, Well we know one of those sorts is always around...
Whoever decided to call it gem coop instead of rock box dun goofed.
#Ruby
#MotoGP has no DRS, no battery pack regen boosts, just 2 wheels and a mad bastard on top of a metal box exploding between their legs.
If you don't know about MotoGP or F1 please disregard this toot.
Is it called phishing because spam smells like fishy cat food? Not a spam hater. I loved fried spam sandwiches before going vegetarian.
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