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Followers
153
Account age
7 yrs
💰 Suggested sponsorship rate
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🧰 Free analysis for bob.php :veritrek_gold:
📊 Post engagement
1
Avg engagement / post
0.7%
Engagement vs followers
Sep 2018
On Mastodon since
🔥 Top post: i forgot aws/digitalocean/vultr/vps hosts in general, will just · 1 likes + reposts
📊 Activity & format
Posting cadence
4.2 / week
Posts several times a week.
Content mix
Mostly text
Recent: 7 text · 4 image · 1 video.
Follower / following
3.5×
Follows 44 back. A more reciprocal / networked account.
Recent posts
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🔥 Top post
i forgot aws/digitalocean/vultr/vps hosts in general, will just surprise force reboot your servers. which means i should finally learn aka get really mad and scream at systemd to get my software to launch at boot. i really, really dislike systemd. with no good reasons. i just do.
madness.
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if this video had an audio track it would be the sound of losing my mind.
because i gave it an animation system that by setting data-anim-once to trigger and catching the animationend event after to chain in-out anims.
that css can live se…
waking up a few minutes before my alarm is the same type of disappointment as making as making a shopping list that i never needed to look at because making the list made me memorise the list.
omfg its so fast now lmafo
that feeling when you only just see days later that the column you do searches on doesn't have any index.
yeah, there are a lot of entries with the same name but a different place.
here is one that had to count up to 29 to keep the url slug unique. which means that one import has run 34 queries in total for that one row, because i wrote this q…
we have had a large data import running for 35+ hours now. its going much slower than i expected, but i am really impressed that mariadb is using 100%+ of one of the cpu while the other cpu is keeping the other services responsive, which i…
mastodon hasn't been translating posts or showing me the "translate post" link in a while - is there a new setting that i just cannot find? i really liked that feature.
holy crap my contact form finally got real spam with words for once, instead of just a bot keyboard mashing literal jibberish into the form.
specifically i get a lot like "kdjfjXlkjLFDKjLXJkj" in all the fields. about twice a day.
considering it is detectable and avoidable you would think that by now i would have added BOM byte detection in my csv reader, instead of always forgetting that is why the header row is a bit funky and being confused for 20 minutes. that "…
this is what preparing for an argument you are going to have with yourself in 8 months looks like.
🐘 Community & instance
Home server
phpc.social
Their home server on the fediverse — the instance a creator picks signals the community they belong to.
✅ Link-verified
Verified link
Proved ownership of a website linked on their profile — Mastodon's green-check verification, a real identity signal rather than a paid badge.
On Mastodon since
Sep 2018
An OG fediverse account from Mastodon's early years — a long, established presence.
💡 Facts
🗓️Joined Mastodon in 2018 — 7 years ago.
👁️Averages 1 views per post.
📤Posts about 4.2× per week.
🕵️ Fake follower check
Estimated75/100
Good
Credibility score
92%
Real
Real audience
Low
Fake-follower risk
High
Data confidence
- Est. 92% real, active audience · Low fake-follower risk.
- Engagement (~0.7% of followers engage each post) is around typical for Mastodon.
- Verified account.
- Established account (7+ years old).
Heuristic estimate from engagement, follower ratios, account age & growth — a screening signal, not a guarantee.
About
Resident PHP & Jacascript iconoclast. I still think PSR is the worst, even now that I'm on Mastodon. You might remember me from Dallas PHP and Lone Star PHP.
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