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Yes, I am this person
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Funny Farm Sundowners
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Leaned over to grab a taco & my nipple accidently changed to Netflix on the tv remote ~ in case you're wondering what my after hours dress code is
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Mischief reporting for duty ma'am
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My horoscope says I'm coming out of hibernation today so you know what that means
*turns around and goes back to sleep*
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But can he fill my Xmas stocking...
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When a person lives and acts as if the result is already concluded, chances are that things will work out exactly as they believe.
Stay chipper tooters.
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Good morning mastodonians, from a sunny South Africa
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I've canceled Monday. Just stick a Vodka drip in my ass and leave me on the couch for the rest of the week
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- Strong engagement (~3.1% of followers engage each post) — an active, real audience.
- Established account (3+ years old).
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